SEO and SEX - The Difference of X
SEO is the process of increasing the volume and traffic to a web site from various search engines by organically search results for targeted keywords. Usually, the earlier a site is presented in the search results or the higher it “ranks”, the more searchers will visit that site. SEO can also target different kinds of search, including image search, local search, and industry-specific vertical search engines.
Now, What is SEX?
I think there is no need of the explanation for this term because it is the most searched term on the Internet. Everyone knows about sex and its importance for stability, sensation and satisfaction in life. So, it is called a basic need. In the same way as SEO is critical for your site.
Why SEO and SEX is important?
It will enhance your site traffic.
Traffic will increase your sales and services as you penetrate the market.
If you rank well, you may establish a brand name in the market.
If you rank well, you may establish a brand name in the market.
SEX is a sensation which is most important for a healthy, happy and peaceful life. A greater satisfaction may increase your thinking and coolness in life. If you enjoy healthy sex on a daily basis then it can enhance many other aspects of your life.
For ultimate satisfaction, a healthy sex life is important. In the same manner with SEO you will secure more organic traffic then the greater will be your satisfaction.
The more natural and open as your involvement in sex, the more powerful the sensation, in the same perspective as when you get a boom in business naturally then good results may fill you with sensation.
There are various similarities between the SEO and SEX.
But there are some differences which makes SEO better than SEX. Well friends I am going through the alphabetical approach to describe how SEO and SEX is similar and dissimilar.
Both Create Sensation:
SEO and SEX both create sensation. SEO is a sensational thing for any Website and SEX generates sensation during physical intercourse. As I stated above - SEO brings traffic to a site organically or naturally and SEX creates sensation in the orgasm and in the human body by a natural phenomenon.
Both are organic functions - although both can be paid for ;>
As traffic increases for a site it brings new customers and increases business for the company behind the site. In a similar way, as the climax during SEX increases the pleasure increases. So, traffic for a site may be simulated with the Climax in the SEX.
Expertise Needed:
In both cases an expert may generate wonderful results.
An SEO expert can manage the site for Google rankings well in the SERPs and secure increased traffic to the site. It is the tactics based on extensive knowledge and practice of the SEO expert by which he/she can have site ranked high in a very short time for targeted traffic. Working quicker than Viagra!
In a similar way, an expert in SEX can generate more pleasure than a new member. He/she may know about the right sexual positions, time and the procedure to follow which can increase the sensation in the body.
Optimization:
Here is where SEO differs from SEX because the word sex does not contain the letter “O”.
The SEO is the process of optimizing search results by using the expert knowledge of an SEO professional.
Professional SEO services will increase the optimum results day by day. But in the case of SEX a human having more sex may lessen his/her interest and stamina with time.
The X - Factor:
“X Factor” refers to the undefinable “something” that makes one thing better than other. SEO is the process of making an “O”RDINARY site into an E“X”TRA ORDINARY site so the X letter is silent in SEO in this way. So, here is the difference or X - factor which differs SEO from SEX and makes SEO better than SEX.
Well friends, SEO has an extra silent X which proves that it is better than sex.
Excessive linking in SEO and Excess of SEX:
Excessive means “exceeding a normal, usual, reasonable, or proper limit”.
Linking which means “to become connected with or as if with a
link”.Google releases their guidelines on Link Scheme and below one can find violations of Google’s webmaster guidelines and can negatively impact your site’s ranking in search results.
Links to web spammers or bad neighborhoods on the web.
Excessive reciprocal links or excessive link exchanging (”Link to me and I’ll link to you.”)
Buying or selling links that pass PageRank.
The excessive linking may harm your site search results and authority. When you link excessively the Search Engines will stop counting them when evaluating your authority.
Now in the case of SEX the result is same.
Excess SEX may be harmful to your health. Some health care providers say that excess of sexual activity can put an extra strain on your heart, especially if your heart is already weak from a heart attack or heart disease.
The Effect of No SEO and No SEX:
If a site owner has no SEO then he may loose an opportunity to increase his/her business. And the site and owner may worry about other tactics which may be expensive for him/her. And he/she may go for the paid referrals, - Google Adwords - advertisements. And he/she may loose the opportunity to get customers naturally.
In the same way in the case of No SEX the life of a human being may be random and full of dissatisfaction. SEX is a basic need so its fulfillment is necessary for a healthy and peaceful life.
The above news story was translated from an Indian site.
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1 comment:
Great Blog! Thanks. I mean: thanks!
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